So I was looking at this nifty picture of all the Dwarves (minus Thorin) from the upcoming Hobbit films, and I found that instead of washing the dishes I had written humorfic.

Disclaimer stuff: I don't make money off of Tolkien's characters, nor off of New Line Cinema's character designs.  This was written purely for the wasting of time.
Rating: ( Read more... )

[cracked-out thing I posted elsewhere, for posterity]

Dear Carcharoth,

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This is what I did today.*  I totally wrote a horrific philosophic thingy and then Sauron upstaged everyone like the bastard he is and then Gelmir kept talking on and on and wouldn't shut up.

I'm not sure whether to be pleased or mortified.

Plortified.  There.  Problem solved.
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In other news, I might be going to the zoo tomorrow, like in that ( Read more... )

Oh look, there's time enough between classes to post this bit of mischief I managed yesterday.

( Beorn & Finduilas of Dol Amroth ! )

This is totally not what I expected to be working on first.  The idea broadsided me weirdly on the bus this morning.  A creepy story about a...statue...?!
http://b2mem.livejournal.com/11599.html
"A Watcher of Cirith Ungol," for 'Alternate Viewpoints.'  With thanks to Summoning, Rammstein, Godsmack, and Puscifer for writing background music.

( B2MEM Ledger Mar 2 )

It was inevitable that something like this brief satircal thingy would issue from my brain, but it didn’t seriously occur to me to post it until I noticed Pandemonium had recently had a birthday.

Happy-somewhat-belated-birthday, Pandë!

( Voici. )

| I remarked in the last Tolkien_Weekly challenge about insufficient space to elaborate on an aspect of a drabble series I’d just wrapped. Dwimordene happened to set this bait: “False dawn light.” Thank you indeed for the prompt, Dwim; I found it a bit too ideal and ran down the street dragging it like a manic pit-bull until 1500 words of ( Read more... )